Snarky’s Says Vol. 1
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assclown n. – all inclusive, gender neutral way of describing folks who piss you off. ex: I wish these assclowns would shut the fuck up. Related: head assclown at the rodeo, engaging in assclownery
bell bottom adj. – old, outdated, obsolete. ex Dude, check out the bell bottom phone Gordon Gekko’s raging in Wall Street! What’s that thing weigh, like ten pounds? Origin: My sister. Will Smith (Parents Just Don’t Understand).
cha cha heels n. – open toed strappy stacked heel. Don’t mess around with me, you won’t know what to do. I’ll put on my cha cha heels and walk all over you. Origin: Eartha Kitt, John Waters Female Trouble.
chonies n. – underpants. ex: I need some new chonies. Origin: Spanish slang for undies, the whites.
chow chow n. – extraneous discussion, talking, explaining, processing, deflecting, reflecting or other behavior of a tedious nature. ex: I cannot take anymore of this planning meeting chow chow. I’m bouncing. Origin: Samantha Jones used the term to describe the annoying way her friends and lover talked about practically everything, but particularly relationships.
clown horn adj. – cheesy, vaudevillian, big finish type of anything, particularly when it is least appropriate. ex: It is so hard to get decent news in the era of clown horn journalism!
dreamcatcher adj. – any pretentious and often culturally misappropriating hippie shit. ex: I’m not listening to this dreamcatcher motherfucker and I’m not paying cash money for some bullshit karmic laundry services. My karma is dry clean only.
hooker boots n. – high heeled boots, usually with a stretch PVC shaft.
hot buttered adj. – to a large degree, dripping with. ex: This band covered in hot buttered fail.. Origin: The classic Isaac Hayes release Hot Buttered Soul.
hot bag of “no thanks” n. – to decline, disavow or disagree, yet phrased somewhat in the affirmative. ex: She thinks she’s about to put a perm on top of my color? Oh I think I’ll take a hot bag of “no thanks” on burnt up scalp and baldness.
streisandicure n. – painting ones nails while watching Streisand films. a SM created nickname for Barbra Streisand’s nails. Aspirational. Meticulous attention to one’s nail health, shape and camera-readiness. ex: I need to ease up on my blogging because this Streisandicure’s ‘posed to hold till Friday. Origin: blurted it out while watching The Way We Were then posted it on Facebook 3/10.