Some Things Defy Explanation Like Bruce Willis’ Hair
Snarky, love your take on pop culture analysis. After reading your comment about Bruce Willis in an”earnest hairpiece” I am dying know which of his hairstyles you think are the best/worst.
I don’t want to upset any men, but if you have a sparkly eyes and a wry smile, KISS YOUR HAIR GOODBYE. Seriously. Just shave that shit off. Or rock an Ed Harris/Mitch Pileggi. But mostly accept it. It’s all good, bald is FUCKING HOT. Don’t let anyone tell you different, Kojak.
Baldies, by choice or force, I LOVE YOU, BABY!
So let’s dish my favorite baldy – Bruce!
It should go without saying I prefer Mr. Willis bald as fuck. That said, I will give props to his variety of hairpieces/colors – earnest or campy – cause, well I like me some Bruce1.
Best Kojak – 12 Monkeys
- Live Free or Die Hard
- Pulp Fiction
Best Wig – Bandits
- The Jackal
- Bonfire of the Vanities
Best Color Job – The Fifth Element
Best it was good while it lasted – Die Hard
- Blind Date
- The Last Boy Scout
1 I KNOW he’s a Republican. He’s also left handed. I’m not trying to start a government with the motherfucker; I’m talking about his hair and movies. And for the record, that dude done put more black folks to work than Affirmative Action. Plus he provides me with hours upon hours of solid entertainment in attractive packaging and at a price point I enjoy. What the hell have you done for my black ass lately?