Around the Web
• Carrie Wilson is fat again, ten years after subjecting the world to every detail of her weight loss journey from Bariatric surgery to her heavily airbrushed stint in Playboy. How long is she gonna chew on that gristle?
• John Mayer is butthurt at the backlash from his totally obnoxious and racially problematic remarks. Now, we’re all being mean for pointing out what a racist ass clown he is. Boo fucking hoo. He needs to buy a ladder and like get the fuck over it.
• Tenure obsessed female biology prof, Amy Bishop goes postal on her coworkers. It’s amazing how women – just from what I’ve observed based on the few cases like this – go after their marks only and generally don’t mow down a bunch of bystanders. I guess she like seriously lives by the “If mama ain’t happy then ain’t nobody happy” philosophy of life. Sheesh. While I understand there is all kinds of fucked up sexism in Academic, particularly in the sciences, it’s hard for me to feel anything but annoyance at a person who had ALREADY SHOT SOMEONE ELSE, yet wasn’t vetted properly when getting this job. Must be nice. Man, bullshit Vermont jobs sweat me like a sauna for some deck-chair-polishing-on-the-Titanic kinds of jobs and I ain’t even shot nobody. Affirmative Action FTW, well, if you’re a psychopathic white female with a history of “accidental at close range shotgun mishaps involving siblings”.
The biology professor charged in the shooting deaths Friday of three faculty members at the University of Alabama in Huntsville fatally shot her brother more than 23 years ago, police said Saturday.
Amy Bishop Anderson, who was then known as Amy Bishop, was never charged in her brother’s death, Braintree, Massachusetts, Police Chief Paul Frazier told reporters. Police records detailing the 1986 incident are missing, and a log of the incident lists it as an accidental shooting, he said.